Yes, I know, "what the hell is taking you so long?" Nice to see you too.
Its not like I don't want to work on the Honcho, there is just lots of other things I'm supposed to be doing. I made an incredible flourless chocolate cake for my wife's birthday, I built a table, I caught up on some Dateline reruns (spoiler alert: the husband did it): all very important things that unfortunately cut into Honcho time. Well, I got back to work and here I am so let's go.
You may recall my hugely popular assistant, the budget monkey, from my last post. Well, he's dead. Apparently that happens if you lock animals in cages and don't give them food and water. Oh well, he was weak and left me to do all the work. On a related topic, I am accepting applications for an intern.
So for phase whatever I'm on, the budget is $49.01 carried over + $50 for this phase = $99.01. I'm not going cheap this time.
So you know those great mods that add function and improve durability? I'm getting to exactly none of those type this time around. Its all about vanity this week; pure, unadulterated, all-American vanity. Let's get vain!
Hello there Mr. Honcho Body, so nice to see you. It would be a shame if...
Someone ripped your eyes off!
HA! Now you won't see this coming!
Oh god! The horror!
Now, you may be wondering why I cut off the Honcho's face like Nicolas Cage did to John Travolta in the very appropriately titled classic, Face/Off. Although my first though was to attach it to my face in order to impersonate the Honcho, I decided to take things in another direction. Also, if I just ruined Face/Off for you, that is what you get for not seeing a move that is 21 years old by now.
Those on the smarter end of the reader pool probably have already figured out what is going on but for the rest of you:
Ta-da!
A Knight Customs Honcho grill. This particular version is the 2001-2004 stock grill but there is also the option on a couple 1998-2000 grills. I chose the one I liked the best, no deeper reason here.
At this point, the Knight Customs grill is really a requirement of a Honcho build, it is no longer optional. I'm currently forming some kind of ruling body to preside over all tiny trucks to issue mandates such as this. I'm not saying I have to be president or chairman but at least treasurer. Details are still being worked out.
For those who aren't familiar, all of Knight Custom's stuff is printed through Shapeways. The grill is made up of the main piece printed in nylon and the lenses printed in acrylic. Straight from Shapeways, the lenses come rather opaque but a few coats of Tamiya X-22 clear makes a big difference.
The inside of the light buckets was hit with a Molotow chrome paint pen for some more reflectiveness (not sure that is a word) and the lenses were glued on with some Testors non-fogging glue.
Now when it came to installing the grill, things got interesting. My plan was to glue it in with E6000 for a clean look but I couldn't get the grill to stay aligned in the opening while the glue dried. Every clamp I tried either didn't hold the grill in the right spot or squished the shape of the opening and created terrible, unsightly gaps.
Eventually I said screw it! Literally, I screwed the grill in and everything was better. The M2.5 cap heads will get replaced by button heads whenever I get around to it.
See, no Honcho should be allowed out with out one of those grills. It just looks so much better at this point, but I'm not done yet!
Remember how I said the Incision wheels were compatible with Locked Up rings? Well guess where some more money went.
A full set of Locked Up Orb rings with some accompanying scale hardware was acquired for this very purpose. The Orb rings are basically the soul mate of the Incision plastic wheels because the 6 spoke pattern lines up perfectly with the Orb's design. So very many tiny, tiny screws were installed. Luckily I only have to install them once.
Wheel done.
After all the tiny screws were in, it is still only 6 screws to install the ring so that part went quick. Notice the harmony of the ring and wheel patterns, just beautiful.
While I was at it, I took this opportunity to replace the plastic hubs with some aluminum Incision hubs. The wheels come with #4 hubs but I replaced them with some #3 hubs to narrow things up a bit. No stripped hex problems now or ever.
Center caps make wheel removal and installation a pain but just look at that.
How can you say no to that? You can't unless you are a terrible, deeply flawed, irredeemable person. Who knew center caps could bring you to a moment of great personal truth?
Everything just looks so right together.
And one more of the grill.
Man, I love that thing.
So I spent a bunch of money and gained no performance. Yay for smart purchases!
How much did I spend anyway?
What! That's not good.
Knight Customs grill - $37
Knight Customs lenses - $13
Locked Up Orb rings - $24
Locked Up scale hardware - $28
Incision hubs - $20
Total $122
So for the next stage:
$49.01 + ($50-$122) = -$22.99
Well, looks like I'm going to have to get myself DIY-ing for next time. I hope you have enjoyed this installment because I have literally spent all my money for your entertainment. Since I am now poor and on the run from Amain collection agents, you can contribute to this ongoing Honcho effort by sending parts to:
SVT923
Cardboard box under a highway overpass
Somewhere around Raleigh, NC 276 something something
I look forward to your support if I don't die from dysentery.
Goodbye for now (and possibly forever but hopefully not).