We went over there yesterday but I forgot to check and see if they had any... probably because-
I had to wait for about 10 minutes in order for the Walmart Security Team to coordinate an operational plan that would grant me clearance to be able to access a $3 pair of f#@k!#g NAIL CLIPPERS... all while they displayed a completely disgusted attitude at the audacity and entitlement that I surely possessed in requesting a viewing of one of their most hazardous and sought-out high-tech nail trimming devices.
AND when the elite two person squad arrived, one of them said with complete disdain "So what one you want?" to which I replied "Um... I'm not sure since there are like 5 or 6 different ones. Can I just see this one here and maybe that one over there?"
And you would've thought that I was telling them that I was going to burn their first born at the stake while I piss on them because the eye-rolls and 'hmph's were as if I was subjecting them to one of history's most hideous tortures known to mankind.
Many times I feel as if I've just lived too damned long in this world.
Seki Edge nail clippers are sold on Amazon. Made in Japan. They're kinda expensive but worth it.