If its a repost, sorry. Just thought I would share....made me smile a few times. I f'n hate thieves.AN
> ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
> Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening
> our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across
> this rather important message.
> First, I'd like to apologize for your
> embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd
> tour as a
> Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
>
> Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
>
> Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back
> to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
>
> [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
> After I called your mother or "Momma" as
> you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big
> motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
> I gave your shoes to a
> homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink
> "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the
> FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
> The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for
> not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps
> reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in
> life..
> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
> Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,
> Alex
> probably don't have to ask
> you to forward this one..
> This was priceless!
> ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
> Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening
> our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across
> this rather important message.
> First, I'd like to apologize for your
> embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd
> tour as a
> Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
>
> Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
>
> Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back
> to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
>
> [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
> After I called your mother or "Momma" as
> you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big
> motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
> I gave your shoes to a
> homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink
> "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the
> FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
> The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for
> not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps
> reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in
> life..
> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
> Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,
> Alex
> probably don't have to ask
> you to forward this one..
> This was priceless!
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