Pimp Quotes

[run2jeepn]

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</TD><TD>"Pimp-in ain’t easy... so keep your Ho’s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy."

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</TD><TD>"Slide in my ride and lets roll for the stroll."

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</TD><TD>"Room is the key when you hung to the knee."

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</TD><TD>"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?"

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</TD><TD>"Keep those Hos nice... and they’ll keep you in ice."

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</TD><TD>"Can't be simp-in when you out street pimp-in!"

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</TD><TD>"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long."

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</TD><TD>"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!"

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</TD><TD>"Slap that Ho like a domino."

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</TD><TD>"I stack my loot from head to boot... and trick my Ho's from head to toe."

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[run2jeepn]

More...


"During sex my girl always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a pimp jacket and a button fell off. I picked up my ho stick and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

"My ho was such an ugly kid...When she played in the sandbox the cat kept covering her up."

"I could tell that my hoes parents hated her. As a kid, her bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"My ho is so ugly...Her father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."

"When my ho was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to the father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could......But she pulled through."

"My ho is so ugly ... her mother had morning sickness - after she was born."


"I remember the time my ho was kidnapped and they sent a piece of her finger to me. I said I wanted more proof."

"A rival pimp asked, "How can I get a kite in the air?" I told him to run off a cliff."

"One year they wanted my ho to be a poster girl... for birth control."

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair."

"Yo momma went to a freak show and they let her in for nothing."

"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my ho!" Ron "The Iceman"
"For two hours... some guy followed one of my hoes around with a pooper scooper."

 

[trickedoutTLT06]

"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-*** Ho's don't make no dough!"

"I stack my loot from head to boot... and trick my Ho's from head to toe."

I like these two haha :lol:

 

[Unholy]

I remember a short time ago when you wanted to change the name of the pimp cane as to not offend your family values...


Oh how the money has changed you! :lol:

 

[dezfan]

He's been PIMPED!:lol:

 

[ColquittCustom405]

One of my Ho's in the street brought me $999,she asked me if she could borrow a dollar so she could give me a grand,I said B!tch you better go do another trick and put my money in my muthasuckin hand.

 

[Rckcrwlr]

I am proud to be part of the Pimp Cane Gang!!!

 

[Brandon M]

Fawking Great. "Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long."

I think my pimp hand is plenty strong!

 

[run2jeepn]

I remember a short time ago when you wanted to change the name of the pimp cane as to not offend your family values...


Oh how the money has changed you! :lol:

It wasn't about offending my family values so much as others. Say a kid around 14-16 who wants one and has to ask his mom for Money. " Mom can I have 50 bucks to buy a Pimp Cane" Just sounds odd. but everything has worked out fine. No problems or complaints. I really don't make alot of these as I do other things. It's helped me come out with even better products."thumbsup"

Fawking Great. "Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long."

I think my pimp hand is plenty strong!

We all know way your hand is so strong...:roll:

 

[Brandon M]

It wasn't about offending my family values so much as others. Say a kid around 14-16 who wants one and has to ask his mom for Money. " Mom can I have 50 bucks to buy a Pimp Cane" Just sounds odd. but everything has worked out fine. No problems or complaints. I really don't make alot of these as I do other things. It's helped me come out with even better products."thumbsup"



We all know way your hand is so strong...:roll:

Lol, And When I was reading about the Other thing about the 50 dollar pimp cane thing my mom was wonder what it is when I gave her 50 bucks and asked to use her paypal account

 

[Unholy]

It wasn't about offending my family values so much as others. Say a kid around 14-16 who wants one and has to ask his mom for Money. " Mom can I have 50 bucks to buy a Pimp Cane" Just sounds odd. but everything has worked out fine. No problems or complaints. I really don't make alot of these as I do other things. It's helped me come out with even better products."thumbsup"

I was only kidding!!!!! ;-)