A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and asked the bartender for some 12 year old scotch. The bar tender goes in the back to look for some 12 year old scotch. He does not find any, so he grabbed some 4 year old scotch, pours it in the mans Glass.
The man takes a large drink, spits it out, and screams "YUCK! this is 4 year old scotch, I want 12!"
the bartender, very angry, walked into the back, and finds some 8 year old scotch. "this is the closest I can find, maybe this will work?" The bartender pours the 8 year old scotch into the mans glass.
The man takes a large drink, spits it out, and screams "YUCK! this is 8 year old scotch! I want 12!"
So, the bartender goes into the back, grabbed a bottle of 8 year old scotch, 1 year old scotch, and 3 year old scotch. 8+1+3=12, maybe this will fool the man.
The bartender mixes all of the scotch together, the guy takes a large drink, and screams "I WANT 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH! This is 8, 1, and 2 year old scotch, I want 12!"
The bartender, very mad, goes in the back, pees in the mans glass, brings the glass back to the man, hands it to him. The man takes a large drink...
"DISGUSTING! What is this????"
"Pee" said the bartender, now tell me how old I am :lol:
The man takes a large drink, spits it out, and screams "YUCK! this is 4 year old scotch, I want 12!"
the bartender, very angry, walked into the back, and finds some 8 year old scotch. "this is the closest I can find, maybe this will work?" The bartender pours the 8 year old scotch into the mans glass.
The man takes a large drink, spits it out, and screams "YUCK! this is 8 year old scotch! I want 12!"
So, the bartender goes into the back, grabbed a bottle of 8 year old scotch, 1 year old scotch, and 3 year old scotch. 8+1+3=12, maybe this will fool the man.
The bartender mixes all of the scotch together, the guy takes a large drink, and screams "I WANT 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH! This is 8, 1, and 2 year old scotch, I want 12!"
The bartender, very mad, goes in the back, pees in the mans glass, brings the glass back to the man, hands it to him. The man takes a large drink...
"DISGUSTING! What is this????"
"Pee" said the bartender, now tell me how old I am :lol: