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Jesse S
Newbie
Damn, My Avitar.
Thats what I get...........
Thats what I get...........
solomon7
Rock Crawler
I always liked this one:
Guy walks in to a bar. He's a gambling man, so he walks up to the bartender, and introduces himself. He says he makes wagers to pass the time and asks if the barkeep wants to wager a shot. He says " I'll bet ya a shot of whiskey I can bite my own nose ." The bartender, thinking he's crazy accepts.
He pulls out his false teeth and bites his nose. Admitting defeat the bartender forks over the shot.
A little while later, the man calls the bartender over for another bet.
He says "I;ll bet you that whole bottle I can lick my own eye."
The bartender says "You're on!"
Tha man promptly pulls out his glass eye and licks it.
"Son of a bitch, that's it! I ain't fallin' for your trick anymore old man go over with the rest of the gamblers and drink your bottle and leave me alone."
A few hours go by and the gambler's table roars in laughter as the man staggers to his feet still holding the empty bottle.
The man staggers over to the bar, crawls his way up on top of the bar, and staggers up over the barkeep.
Slurring unintelligibly, he whips it out and pisses all over everything; the bartender, the bar;everything.
Having never seen someone this wasted, the bartender bursts out laughing!
He says " god you are hilarious! Ha hahaha!"
Then to his surprise, the man stands up and smiles, now totally sober and says to the barkeep:
"You think that's funny? I just bet the guys at the table 1000 dollars I could get up piss all over you and you'd laugh about it!"
damn that's alot of typing.
Guy walks in to a bar. He's a gambling man, so he walks up to the bartender, and introduces himself. He says he makes wagers to pass the time and asks if the barkeep wants to wager a shot. He says " I'll bet ya a shot of whiskey I can bite my own nose ." The bartender, thinking he's crazy accepts.
He pulls out his false teeth and bites his nose. Admitting defeat the bartender forks over the shot.
A little while later, the man calls the bartender over for another bet.
He says "I;ll bet you that whole bottle I can lick my own eye."
The bartender says "You're on!"
Tha man promptly pulls out his glass eye and licks it.
"Son of a bitch, that's it! I ain't fallin' for your trick anymore old man go over with the rest of the gamblers and drink your bottle and leave me alone."
A few hours go by and the gambler's table roars in laughter as the man staggers to his feet still holding the empty bottle.
The man staggers over to the bar, crawls his way up on top of the bar, and staggers up over the barkeep.
Slurring unintelligibly, he whips it out and pisses all over everything; the bartender, the bar;everything.
Having never seen someone this wasted, the bartender bursts out laughing!
He says " god you are hilarious! Ha hahaha!"
Then to his surprise, the man stands up and smiles, now totally sober and says to the barkeep:
"You think that's funny? I just bet the guys at the table 1000 dollars I could get up piss all over you and you'd laugh about it!"
damn that's alot of typing.
BengalGirl
Newbie
Freaks!!
goobs
RCC Addict
do yall drive any other rc's
buggies truggies etc?
buggies truggies etc?
KING BLING
RCC Addict
diesel is tripping!
Next contest. the 3 turtles were doing what for 30 seconds in that commercial. please show us for 15 seconds, and you and a winner from post 1-520 will win a set of hot bodies. 15 seconds minimum.
timer on!
Next contest. the 3 turtles were doing what for 30 seconds in that commercial. please show us for 15 seconds, and you and a winner from post 1-520 will win a set of hot bodies. 15 seconds minimum.
timer on!
FrankyRizzo
I wanna be Dave
Losing interest in.............
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hende
Rock Crawler
can i get a start with my friends paypal or dose it have to have the samr email as rcc account??
boisetrucker
Rock Crawler
Can you notice a difference between a hand wound motor and a machine wound one?
MommaBear
Quarry Creeper
I do believe I will be competing at Omaha. U guys scared?:shock:
solomon7
Rock Crawler
It'sfunnier when you've had as much as I have! Descheutes brews rule! Good night all. thanks for the entertainment!
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BengalGirl
Newbie
Hey...give my nephew a shout out...in the Army..cool kid...here is to Luke!
downtown
Quarry Creeper
Wheres Turtrle from? to be wearing that SD hat??
Good to see the SWK still kicking kris!! "thumbsup"
