PM Instructions for Dirk Digler

[DirkDigler]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's why I love this place!

I am why you love this place! :lol:

 

[microgoat]

i didnt mind it he gave me pointers:lol:

I thought he gave you the Stinger :lol:

 

[braceysdad]

I thought he gave you the Stinger :lol:

He's always given me the shocker!

 

[DirkDigler]

He's always given me the shocker!

It was actually the fister!

 

[braceysdad]

It was actually the fister!

I don't make the funny sounds when I fart now. It's just a boring whoshhhhhh.

 

[DirkDigler]

I don't make the funny sounds when I fart now. It's just a boring whoshhhhhh.

has the bleeding stopped?

 

[braceysdad]

has the bleeding stopped?

Yes, If I would quit picking the scabs off and eating them.

 

[DirkDigler]

Yes, If I would quit picking the scabs off and eating them.

nothing better than asss jerky.

 

[braceysdad]

nothing better than asss jerky.

Except azz jerky with corn bits! Mmmmm Mmmmm Good

 

[DirkDigler]

Except azz jerky with corn bits! Mmmmm Mmmmm Good

Hell yeah!!!
Man, I'm gettin hungry!!!!!

 

[braceysdad]

Hell yeah!!!
Man, I'm gettin hungry!!!!!

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.

 

[DirkDigler]

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.

Damn dude! Ship me out a batch. Teriyaki

 

[badger]

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.

You remember how many fell off in my goatee last time I was down there?

 

[DirkDigler]

You remember how many fell off in my goatee last time I was down there?

the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[braceysdad]

Damn dude! Ship me out a batch. Teriyaki

Your UPS tracking number is 1Z55burnswhenpeescauseofyou. You should have it in the morning.

 

[DirkDigler]

Your UPS tracking number is 1Z55burnswhenpeescauseofyou. You should have it in the morning.

Make sure you eat extra japanese tonight.

 

[braceysdad]

Make sure you eat extra japanese tonight.

Yeah, she's coming over tonight

 

[gone_wheelin]

I just reached into the back of my pants and pulled out a fresh batch.

That is just wrong! Funny as hell but, very, very wrong!

 

[Grizzly4x4]

This was the line from earlier today.

Been that way for months! :shock:

 

[TwistedCreations]

LMAO... you guys are fawkin hurt :lol:

You guys should seek medical attention