Deep thoughts

[2mtech]

Why do so many people say "I could care less?" when they don't care at all? Saying they could care less denotes some level of care present. Try "I couldn't care less" there, spark plug.

 

[TheLetterJ]

On that note: why is it "taking a dump" when we're actually leaving it?

 

[2mtech]

On that note: why is it "taking a dump" when we're actually leaving it?

True. Like throwing "up" as opposed to throwing down? (thanks, George Carlin).

 

[hpiguy]

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? - George Carlin also

 

[NoobCrawler]

Why do so many people say "I could care less?" when they don't care at all? Saying they could care less denotes some level of care present. Try "I couldn't care less" there, spark plug.

Because people are morons. They’re only as smart as their autocorrect.

 

[2mtech]

Why say, “Can I ask you a question?” I’m already trapped!

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

Could God create something so heavy that he could not lift it?

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

Because people are morons. They’re only as smart as their autocorrect.

I spell good enough for all intensive porpoises.

 

[Topher Builds]

I spell good enough for all intensive porpoises.

Ha!

 

[2mtech]

“No purchase necessary…see details inside package”. So I can rip it open right there in the store and not have to buy it?

 

[Sneetches]

Can you give homework to a homeless child?

 

[Greatscott]

A king will be a king all of his life, but once a knight is enough for any man...

 

[2mtech]

A king will be a king all of his life, but once a knight is enough for any man...

That's not what you said in Subic Bay ;-)

 

[JatoTheRipper]

Why do people stop at Yield signs and yield at Stop signs?

 

[wings_of_fire]

Could God create something so heavy that he could not lift it?

Have you seen the film 'Thor'?

 

[2mtech]

Optimism vs pessimism is generally referenced to a glass being either half full or half empty.

I work with engineers...they say the vessel is clearly not constructed to spec.

 

[Duuuuuuuude]

Have you seen the film 'Thor'?

I gather you are referring to Mjolnir?

 

[2mtech]

The contrast reference between sympathy and empathy is easier to define:

Sympathy is "I'm sorry you're hurting"

Empathy is "I feel your pain"

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[2mtech]

How come “four-on-the-floor” is such a common, known expression while “five-on-the-floor” or “six-on-the-floor” has never been spoken?

 

[Greatscott]

Ever actually listen to the lyrics for Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzGFViwiUaA