svt923
I wanna be Dave
Good morning everyone.
How is everyone enjoying their time inside?
Great!!
Me? Well, I found that being stuck in the house doesn't lead to nearly the RC productivity one would assume.
Regardless, this box arrived for me.
Normally, this would be the time where I would slowly build it, provide build tips, and my expert commentary but things are anything but normal at this point. So there will be some building, possibly some insightful tips, and a whole lot of one central theme to this thread: making fun of Jeeps! Yes, I am truly doing work of a higher calling here
Jeeps: the easiest punching bag in the automotive world. The brand that launched more stupidity memes than the lady yelling at the cat sitting at the table and that dude checking out the other girl while holding hands with his girlfriend combined. Then we get to the most glaring deficiency with Jeeps as a whole: their owners. What else brings together the vaping douche bros, Target running housewives who's kids are considered a fashion accessory, and the mid-life crisis set other than a Trail Rated badge? Just like that episode of South Park where Cartman became a gospel star by replacing baby with Jesus in pop songs, substitute Jeep into all your Mustang, Charger, Corvette, BMW, Porsche and truck jokes and they all still apply.
Now before you go accusing me of not understanding #jeeplife using that awful slogan you got off the millions bumper sticker, windshield banner, key chain, or shirts bought by morons, I do understand.
That was my WJ, it has solid axles and the 4.0L inline six which is undeniable Jeep stuff. I no longer own it because I have learned and grown as a person. Of course, this will not deter some of the Jeep people but half of you will throw down $50K at the dealer for the rendering of a new Wrangler and the other half bitch about how a “REAL JEEP” hasn’t been made since 1945: all of your automotive opinions are invalid.
Damn, that was a lot of piling on and I haven’t even opened the box. Should probably fix that:
My protection has gone out the window.
More to come as I dig through the bags of parts and endless waves of Jeep insults.
If you feel personally offended by any of this opening post, it is because you know it is all true. You feel this deep in your soul and will try to cover the pain by dropping another $10K on your 4 Wheel Parts credit card.
How is everyone enjoying their time inside?
Great!!
Me? Well, I found that being stuck in the house doesn't lead to nearly the RC productivity one would assume.
Regardless, this box arrived for me.
Normally, this would be the time where I would slowly build it, provide build tips, and my expert commentary but things are anything but normal at this point. So there will be some building, possibly some insightful tips, and a whole lot of one central theme to this thread: making fun of Jeeps! Yes, I am truly doing work of a higher calling here
Jeeps: the easiest punching bag in the automotive world. The brand that launched more stupidity memes than the lady yelling at the cat sitting at the table and that dude checking out the other girl while holding hands with his girlfriend combined. Then we get to the most glaring deficiency with Jeeps as a whole: their owners. What else brings together the vaping douche bros, Target running housewives who's kids are considered a fashion accessory, and the mid-life crisis set other than a Trail Rated badge? Just like that episode of South Park where Cartman became a gospel star by replacing baby with Jesus in pop songs, substitute Jeep into all your Mustang, Charger, Corvette, BMW, Porsche and truck jokes and they all still apply.
Now before you go accusing me of not understanding #jeeplife using that awful slogan you got off the millions bumper sticker, windshield banner, key chain, or shirts bought by morons, I do understand.
That was my WJ, it has solid axles and the 4.0L inline six which is undeniable Jeep stuff. I no longer own it because I have learned and grown as a person. Of course, this will not deter some of the Jeep people but half of you will throw down $50K at the dealer for the rendering of a new Wrangler and the other half bitch about how a “REAL JEEP” hasn’t been made since 1945: all of your automotive opinions are invalid.
Damn, that was a lot of piling on and I haven’t even opened the box. Should probably fix that:
My protection has gone out the window.
More to come as I dig through the bags of parts and endless waves of Jeep insults.
If you feel personally offended by any of this opening post, it is because you know it is all true. You feel this deep in your soul and will try to cover the pain by dropping another $10K on your 4 Wheel Parts credit card.