Embrace the Suck G6 DMC
I'M CAPTAIN AXIAL AND I WAS SENT HERE TO MAKE YOU THE BEST G6'er THAT I CAN! FAILING IS NOT AN OPTION! PULL UP YOUR TIGHTS,LOSE THE TRAINING WHEELS, LADIES, AND LETS GET TO IT...BUT FIRST, CHECK OUT THE FLIER HERE FOR MOTIVATIONAL GOOSEBUMPS!
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YOU CALL YOURSELFS G6'ers? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, YA'LL ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF R/C SCALERS IN THE 1/10 TOILET BOWL KNOWN AS CRAWLORADIANS! I WILL DRIVE THE CRAWLORADIAN OUT OF YOU AND INSTILL A SENSE OF ADVENTURE AND A LEVEL OF STAGE RESPECT THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE R/C CARS WERE TETHERED!
ONLY SOME OF YOU WILL COMPLETE THE FIRST DRIVERS MEETING CHALLENGE OF THE YEAR, MOST OF YOU WILL NOT FIND THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE IT TAKES TO FIND THE KEYBOARD OF YOUR HIGH SPEED, STATE OF THE ART, COMMADORE 64! FOR THOSE FEW THAT COMPLETE THE TASK AT HAND, YOU WILL FEEL AN OVERALL SENSE OF CONSTIPATION THAT MAY BE RELIEVED WHEN YOU ATTEND THE EMBRACE THE SUCK G6 DRIVERS MEETING.
GOOD LUCK AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Embrace the Suck G6 "DMC"
1. What is your favorite branch of the Military and why?
2. What is this?
3. Battle scars come in all shapes and sizes, what caused this battle wound? A-Grazed by a .50 cal sniper round. B-Sasquatch. C-Over agressive Doctor during a prostate exam. D-Slim Jim.
4. Axial Racing has dropped a bomb on the r/c world with the EXO Terra Buggy; name 3 of the 4 items located on the parts tree that would put a smile on GI Joe's face. What patriotic 1:1 event has Axial Racing been part of for the last two years?
5. The Embrace the Suck G6 is honoring Jason Brown, aka catpwred. Jason just returned state side from a one year tour and has highly anticipated driving in a RECON G6 Challenge. Tell Jason in one sentence, what the G6 means to you.
CAPT. AXIAL IS PROUD OF ALL OUR MEN AND WOMEN SERVING OUR COUNTRY AND FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM.
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU SELF ACCLAIMED G6'ers, WE WILL SEE WHAT YOUR MADE OF THIS SATURDAY.
YOU HAVE UNTIL 2200HRS ON WEDNESDAY TO FINISH THIS TASK. GOOD LUCK AND REMEMBER; WHEN YOU NEED YOUR SCALER FIX, GET IT IN A RECON G6!
OORAH!