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***RCCrawler 12 days of Christmas giveaway Day #8***

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
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