***RCCrawler 12 days of Christmas giveaway Day #8***

[karajabola]

Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS? It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[nerby149]

Scalerfab pro series bumpers

"GOD SPEED"

 

[karajabola]

If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[Oz Bruiser]

Thanks for the chance RCC and Vendors "thumbsup"

 

[karajabola]

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then ``skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage is. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?" -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[rustneversleeps]

in for the win..."thumbsup""thumbsup"

 

[karajabola]

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[karajabola]

If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

 

[overlimit]

just popping by for a peek.

 

[karajabola]

You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.) -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey