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No more ColquittCustoms.....

I called the day before and asked if it was okay to shave myself. The nurse said sure, no problem.
When the nurse and Dr. busted in, as I sat there in the buff, they both started laughing. I thinking dang I know it's small but funny too? The nurse spoke up and said "Mr. Jones, you really only needed to shave your testies". I answered "yeah but, does'nt it look bigger this way"?


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"Mr. Jones, you really only needed to shave your testies". I answered "yeah but, does'nt it look bigger this way"?

We are almost a 8 pages. This is one of the funniest reads I have had. There are tears in my eyes.

At least we can laugh about it...
 
"Hey Brian would you mind helping me shave my coinpurse?"

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I called the day before and asked if it was okay to shave myself. The nurse said sure, no problem.
When the nurse and Dr. busted in, as I sat there in the buff, they both started laughing. I thinking dang I know it's small but funny too? The nurse spoke up and said "Mr. Jones, you really only needed to shave your testies". I answered "yeah but, does'nt it look bigger this way"?

U freakin crack me up!!!:shock::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Are u for real? So, you're gonna wrap your tool everytime u get some from your wife? Give me a freakin Break!:roll: U must not be married.

I figured he was a 16 year old kid who hasn't even kissed a woman and was just spouting off what his sex ed teachers told him.
 
I figured he was a 16 year old kid who hasn't even kissed a woman and was just spouting off what his sex ed teachers told him.

:lol: Sounds about right...at least he's trying to be "smart" about sexed! But i'm gonna go ahead and say what I wanted to in the 1st place whether he's 16 or not!...Savageracer312 is a MORON!!!:lol:
 
you are the funniest s.o.b. on this site. i just spit pepsi all over the computer screen!
I called the day before and asked if it was okay to shave myself. The nurse said sure, no problem.
When the nurse and Dr. busted in, as I sat there in the buff, they both started laughing. I thinking dang I know it's small but funny too? The nurse spoke up and said "Mr. Jones, you really only needed to shave your testies". I answered "yeah but, does'nt it look bigger this way"?
 
um no im not:D, i just never though about being snipped down the road nor heard about it that often, im not a moron


Don't get your feelings all hurt!:lol: All I'm saying is the concept of a husband and wife using protection is MORONIC...it's just not happening! Your comment led me to believe you're not really in the same "Ballpark" as most of the guys conversing in this thread...like ur age and relationship status, but I do give u props for being smart enough to know the concept of using protection when ur young and trying to bang everything u see b/c god knows we don't need anymore MORONS running around!:lol:
 
Anyone hear from Colquitt today? I wonder if the pain meds wore off!

Nope,I've been in the garage.The wife offically cut off all help and feeling sorry for me.She said "Well if you're good enough to work in the garage on you R/C's,then you don't need my help." I pulled off the bandaids last night...EeWWWWWw
 
Don't get your feelings all hurt!:lol: All I'm saying is the concept of a husband and wife using protection is MORONIC...it's just not happening! Your comment led me to believe you're not really in the same "Ballpark" as most of the guys conversing in this thread...like ur age and relationship status, but I do give u props for being smart enough to know the concept of using protection when ur young and trying to bang everything u see b/c god knows we don't need anymore MORONS running around!:lol:
thanks, b/c right now i dont need to worry about having my balls being disabled"thumbsup"
 
Nope,I've been in the garage.The wife offically cut off all help and feeling sorry for me.She said "Well if you're good enough to work in the garage on you R/C's,then you don't need my help." I pulled off the bandaids last night...EeWWWWWw

Sorry to hear she cut you off, and bandaids on your balls, ouch.
 
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