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***RCCrawler 12 days of Christmas giveaway Day #8***

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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.) -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis! How do they do that?! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
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