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***RCCrawler 12 days of Christmas giveaway Day #8***

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There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then ``skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage is. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
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