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***RCCrawler 12 days of Christmas giveaway Day #7***

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
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Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
 
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