Pete from Houston
Quarry Creeper
Yep, outlaw cell phones in cars. Then we outlaw eating or drinking in cars (like in England). More accidents are caused by adjusting the stereo, so lets get rid of them. Tons of accidents happen because people are yellin and smackin there kids in the car, so lets get rid of kids, or disallow parenting in cars. Hell, lets just ban talking to your passenger in the car!
Oops, forgot shaving, reading, and putting on makeup!
Yeah, but let's keep giving kids a driver's license with only 3 months of driver's education and let's never make them prove they possess the skill to drive ever again. DL's should be like pilot's licenses...you should have to be trained and checked out on every type of vehicle you intend to drive in order to be allowed to operate them. Kids puttputt around in a Malibu while in Driver's Ed, then get turned loose with mommy's Suburban the day they get their DL.
/Truck driver rant.